My lips are sealed
Rude dude: You have something on your lip.White-lipped chick: Yeah, I know. I have a cold sore, so I just put something on it.
Rude dude: Sorry, I thought it was food.
Rude dude #2: Ha, yeah, like mayo or something!
-Apartment elevator
posted by A. @ 8:23 PM
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