Gay-dar gone bad
Guy: So...I don't really know how to say this but I really like you, and I was wondering if you would like to start dating, or hanging out more, or something?Girl: Really? Because I thought you were gay?
Guy: Damn, this always happens. I can assure you, I'm NOT gay.
Girl: Really? Because I am.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Ya, you know that blonde friend of yours? She's tall, curly hair.
Guy: Ya.
Girl: Is she a lesbian?
Guy: Ya.
Girl: Do you think you could set me up with her?
-Dooney's in the Annex
posted by A. @ 8:40 AM
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