The gift that keeps on giving
Man who witnessed ass pants dance: He put on the ass pants and did a feather dance.Ass pants man: I did not do a feather dance! And I did not "present" myself, as B. likes to say! "Present," that's what pandas do.
Puzzled woman: Pandas? What?
Ass pants man: Pandas present themselves to each other ... in mating rituals.
Puzzled man and woman: ...
Ass pants man: Present. That's the word they use! Present! Don't you watch Discovery Channel?
-office
posted by A. @ 9:30 PM
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