Teen posing as dude: Yo, that's the worst job ever (Pointing to TTC station watcher). Man, I'd be wearing seven sweatshirts, three pairs of gloves and a fucking scarf. Other teen: Yeah. (laughs) Teen dude: How do you get a cake job like that? That job's cake.
Inquisitive young boy holding box of pads: Mommy! What's this? Mom: (silent) Child holding the pads up high: Mommy!! What is THIS? Mom, speaking quietly: Those are maxi pads. Child: What are maxi pads? Mom: (silent) Child, screaming: MOMMY! What are MAXI PADS? Mom grabs pads from child: Never mind. They're for mommy.
