Monday, July 16, 2007

A laissez-faire motto to have sex by

Girl: Some get easy, some get hard.

-Restaurant

posted by A. @ 11:21 AM

He just really wants to be horse whipped in the hay

Token city boy in group of former small towners: I feel left out. This city boy wants a farm lover.

-Party

posted by A. @ 11:16 AM

The ultimate white girl diss: Latino boys beware

White girl lamenting about her salsa dancing partner: He was so white boy, it was unbelievable. His name as Manolo. It sounds like he would be salsa dancing all the time.

-Party

posted by A. @ 11:08 AM

Ah, the sweet smells of home

Girl: All this Mennonite conversation made me soil my jeans.

-Party

posted by A. @ 11:00 AM

Soccer lingo turned smutty

Guy watching TV: He's got good penetration but no control.
Girl: Hmmm, I've never called it an engine room.

-Party

posted by A. @ 10:51 AM